Want to know what an Intergalactic Alien does in his downtime?
Exactly what you think he does.
I’m a bullfighter in my off time
AHH THE RUSH!!!
You make eye contact with the beast
You dance with the Beast
But there is one bull I will never fight…
the dreaded TAU CETI E BULL.
I’m not suicidal…this bull has taken off more tentacles than you can imagine.
Speaking of dangerous beasts, the NFL draft is full of beasts that will dominate opposing offensive lines.
Take Ohio State Defensive End Joey Bosa.
Or better yet…run for your life from Joey Bosa.
This beast has a chance to be the #1 pick in the 2016 NFL draft.
And with good reason, this monster racked up 26 sacks and 51 tackles for a loss in the last three season.
He literally ran over offensive tackles like a bull staring at a red cape.
Truth be told though, even if he never posts a double digit sack season in the NFL. He will make his presence known in the NFL.
He will do it by stuffing the run …where he is elite!
Bosa doesn’t go around you. Bosa comes right at you, with a powerful bull rush. Offensive Tackles end up getting push back into their quarterbacks from time to time.
And his hand technique is something else…maybe its hood technique in his case…
Bosa is a local. He is from Earth like most of you. So there is that…
But he has even closer roots to the Dolphins than that.
Like many other prospects this year, he has family ties to the NFL.
Joey Bosa’s dad, John Bosa played for the Dolphins in the 80s. His uncle is infamous Dolphins bust Eric Kumerow
Joey Bosa attended St. Thomas High School in Ft. Lauderdale, the lauded football school that Michael Irvin, Geno Atkins, Giovanni Bernard, Phillip Dorsett, Lamarcus Joyner, Marcus Gilbert and Brian Picocolo all went to.
You would think they built Bosa in a lab where they make monsters who blow up offensive lines. He is probably the ideal 4-3 Defensive End at 6-5 275 pounds.
I’ve seen him compared to JJ watt and Jared Allen. If Bosa has a career ike either of those two he is truly deserving of the #1 pick in the draft.
But rumor has it…he won’t be the #1 pick…and he actually might slide a little bit.
Maybe Bosa even comes back to South Florida to punish Tom Brady.
No matter where he ends up
He is a true destructive weapon.
If Bosa was an Alien Weapon of Destruction, he would be the dreaded TAU CETI E BULL!
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