A time to enjoy everything else but the Dolphins
but there some news out there…
Try this on:
Did you know that Dwayne Wade left Miami…
Okay okay, it’s not exactly Dolphins news
but before he left…
His shoes were made in Dolphins Colors. There is even a map of Miami on his shoes.
You can read about it here:
Or if you prefer something less painful, trying sticking a porcupine in your ear
What another reason to throw up
Yes, the mere utterance of her name may induce nausea but that is not what I meant. Miko Grimes has been all over twitter tweeting about the Dolphins in a very negative way. She called Tannehill a “Bum” and suggested that Mike Tannenbaum was Steven Ross’ “Jew Buddy” and that is why he was hired.
You can read all about herpes…I mean Miko here
Hank Goldberg says the Dolphins stadium upgrades won’t be ready for preseason
But the Dolphins say it will be ready
Read about it here
Don’t worry…the roof will be ready in time for the fest to protect your bacon
Don’t want to watch a game in the stadium? Don’t worry now there is youtube. A place where you can watch re-broadcast of 3 historical games. Fans voted and received 3 historical games:
- The first Super Bowl win
- The 85 MNF game vs the Bears
- The Fake Spike
Want to forget the past and talk about 2016? I don’t mean Miko, the Stadium or Wade’s shoes. I mean what actually goes on in the actual game.
Well at least some one predictions.
Pro Football Focus thinks our running backs suck. They ranked us 30th in the NFL.
How is that for looking forward to the 2016 season?
So what do you take from this July Dolphins News update?
Get ready to watch a lot of negative runs in an unfinished stadium, in your aqua or orange shoes made by a player who no longer lives in Miami and never played football, while you read angry tweets from a former player’s lunatic wife!
Get your alcohol ready! The pain is coming!