If you’re a real football fan, you know the schedule comes out this evening at 8PM EST. You also know I ain’t got no details fer ya, because there aren’t any details to give. We know besides our divisional foes that we’ll be hosting the Baltimore Ravens, Los Angeles Chargers, Cincinnati Bengals, Philadelphia Eagles and Washington Redskins. We’ll be traveling to play the Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers and the NY Giants, as well as our divisional foes. All this will take place precisely between September and December, so plan accordingly.
News is very slow at this time of year, and although the NFL Draft is just 8 days away, we know no more about what our plans are or which players we’re really interested. Job well done Miami Dolphins! That’s how it should be. Our local Miami beat reporters must be losing their collective minds. This is business done the way it should be done. Now all they have to do is actually ace every pick in this draft, do the same in 2020, and we’re on our way to championship football, right?
This evening past 8PM EST the first deliberations will begin for the 2019 Fest. The poll will probably go up tomorrow, or maybe the next day, depends on when Counselor Piggy is available. Rock will vote about 20-30 times for a game no one else wants to attend, and make sure to tell us too.
Next week, I’ll reveal my favorite players for this year’s draft (ooooh, I bet you can’t wait!). I may even make up a 7 RD Mock of who I’d like us to take, but don’t count on it. I saw some chatter that we will do a LIVE Mock Draft here this evening at 8PM EST. I encourage you all to participate, the more people in the better it will be. I know we’ll do RD 1, and if you all are enthusiastic enough to keep it going, maybe we’ll do RD 2 and more. So if you can make it, tonight at 8PM EST. LIVE Mock Draft!
Finsmob Unleashed 
Lions select: Rashan Gary
Then Oliver
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
On the clock: 9. Buffalo Bills
Oliver
JONAH WILLIAMS
Ed Oliver
Bush
Andre Dillard
Oliver
3 interns just got fired from my staff
Ha!
😆
I hate the Bills getting Tremaine and then Oliver. Bastards!
They always suck just a little more than us and get players we’d love to get
Bills select: Ed Oliver
On the clock: 10. Denver Broncos
DWAYNE HASKINS
Haskins
Drew Lock
Lock
Jonah Williams
Haskins
Are they listening to trade offers?
Come on, man.
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Broncos select: Dwayne Haskins
who’d horse face pick?
Haskins
Now on the clock: 11. Cincinnati Bengals
Drew Lock
bush
JONAH WILLIAMS
D. Jones
Lawrence
Drew Lock
WOAH! You just broke a 5-way tie, man!
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Pick 10- Broncos — Haskins
Bengals select: Drew Lock
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Pick 10- Broncos — Haskins
Pick 11- Bengals — Lock
Now on the clock: 12. Green Bay Packers
Hockenson
DEVIN BUSH
Bush
T.J. Hockenson
That’s Randy’s guy from Iowa!
Jonah Williams
Lawrence
The 3rd selection is the tie-breaker, and it’s random as such. I’m going with how I’m reading it on the board, not by time-stamp. Devin Bush gets it, via Naples.
ooo
ok
they lost the movie star so they need a LB
Uh oh, 2 Bush’s and 2 Hockenson’s
Run off between Hockenson and Bush?
Okay, I’ll say Christian Wilkins for MIA since we halted.
You can go on voting Jonah! 😉
Packers select: Devin Bush
See above for explanation.
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Pick 10- Broncos — Haskins (waaaaaa)
Pick 11- Bengals — Lock
Pick 12- Packers — Bush
Dolphins trade back?
10 minute time out! Collect your thoughts for OUR Miami Dolphins pick!!!
Back at 9:10 PM for our pick!!!
LOL
just like on TV … they always cut to commercial on our pick
LOL @ Naples! Isn’t that the truth! 😀
By the way, you are doing a GRAND job, my friend! Thank you!
Take a pizz break, eat something yummy, check your email… just BE BACK at 9:10 PM!!!
The 6’5 fleet of foot D. Jones who sucks with the deep balls but has lots of starts is the pick. He might be alright
Tannehill II?
God I hope it falls this way for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME TOO!!!
These guys need 10 minutes to figure out how to spell TACKLE
LMAO!!
The Chargers game will give us Great seats as Charger fans don’t even go to their own home games. Every time I go to Chargers vs Dolphins in SoCal there are more Dolphins fans than Chargers fans. Plus I can wear my Jr Seau # 55 Jersey .
Is that the second vote for Chargers game?
CLELIN FERRELL I couldn’t stand the suspense
ON THE CLOCK: 13. MIAMI DOLPHINS
CLELIN FERRELL
Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama
Trade back or Lawrence
D. Jones
Tim, where ya at, man?
Still pissing . . . .
I said Christian Wilkins before it started.
blog is broke
EARTH TO TIM: PLEASE VOTE!
Got ya. Sorry about that.
Read!!!!!! LOL
DOLPHINS SELECT: CLELIN FERREL
And I just funked up the spelling of his name, SMH @ myself.
CLELIN FERRELL
On the clock: 14. Atlanta Falcons
JONAH WILLIAMS
Brian Burns
I’ll join back in but gotta step a way for a few picks.
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Pick 10- Broncos — Haskins (waaaaaa)
Pick 11- Bengals — Lock
Pick 12- Packers — Bush
Pick 13- Dolphins — Ferrell
Falcons – Wilkins
Same shit different year
Pick 1- Cards — Murray
Pick 2- 49ers — Bosa
Pick 3- jest — Allen
Pick 4- raiduhs — Q Williams
Pick 5- Bucs — D White
Pick 6- Giants — Sweat
Pick 7- Jags — J Taylor (awwww)
Pick 8- Lions — Gary
Pick 9- jills — Oliver (hissssss)
Pick 10- Broncos — Haskins
Pick 11- Bengals — Lock
Pick 12- Packers — Bush
Pick 13- Dolphins — Ferrell
Okay, NOW it seem the blog has broken!
2 running 1 sulking!!!!!!!!!
I have to run fellas, sorry! Keep up the good work!
There’s no way we take Ferrell at 13
Why not Son?
I mean we need a DE and he is a good one sooo
I do like him but … just but
Not magnanimous enough plus leaving a QB on the board. Leaving Wilkins on the board. I’m just not feeling it.
Wilkins would not be a bad pick.
What QB is still out there ?
Jones
Let’s supend the draft until tomorrow so we can talk about the schedule????
Alright, I’m going to put the rest of the 1st round on hold. We want as large a sample-size as possible, and it seems only Wyoming, Naples, and I are the only ones still standing.
I want to thank ALL OF YOU(!!!) who participated! Hopefully, we’ll pick up on this sooner (rather than later), as the Draft is so very close!
Good job man
So we’re done?
Son took the ball and went home!
I’m still here I just kicked it over the fence
Too many seemed to ‘pull out’, rather than staying invested in this. I hope to pick this back up very soon!
We couldn’t finish because we don’t like it? LOL
Somebody edited my post at 9PM.
I did not know that could be done.
Who did that? added waaaaa after Haskins?
I can do it I didn’t I only ever correct my own I never edit anyone’s posts.
Any idea WHO did it?
I’m leaning towards Naples cut and pasting malfunction
Hell I got a ball for my Birthday! 🙂
I got one for Christmas!!
That said bye a minute ago??????
son of a son of a shula says:
April 17, 2019 at 9:33 pm
Good job man
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Thank you, sir. I appreciate that!
👍🍺💪
Hey guys that is scary to think someone can edit what I type on here without telling me.
I mean I couldn’t care less about this draft fun, but some things I type on here are sacred to me.
No one is doing that. It’s me, Mike, Piggi, Ken and Herd that’s it. We’re all against it and won’t touch anyone’s post. Ever.
There’s an edit function
But I’ve never used it on some one else’s post
Just my own and I don’t even do that well
What did your post say?
oh but yes MF13 you make a great Goodell.
You’re a good man, Naples: it’s our love of the game that makes it happen! Thank you!
Whether we agree or not on Clelin Ferrell as our pick @ R1P13, it was the collective minds of 6 pretty smart and savvy individuals here who made it happen.
Individually, we have our own thoughts. But when we all come together (as we did this evening), we produce some pretty incredible stuff!
We’ll see what happens… as always!
This shows me we should expect a lot of trades
Entirely possible!
If not probable!
Naples- waaa – as it were was on your 9:00 post as well as 9:17 but not 9:19
I copied it without seeing it once but noticed it and removed it for subsequent iterations.
The key is it was not there at the post before 9pm.
I do expect the Giants to trade out for the highest QB bidder!
I was expecting Seattle to do a trade up for Wilson, until the Contract came out.
Well I don’t see how I could have cut and pasted badly such that
(waaaaaa)
appeared behind Haskins’s name.
Seems awful damn sinister.
not that I care about this thing as I said.
But ok…. if you guys promise me you aren’t Big Brothering my posts, I will take your word for it.
(Do you suppose Mike E could have done it in complete jest??)
He probably would have immediately said he did it in jest if he did
That waaaaaa is on your other posts
I like Clelin Ferrell and think he’ll be a very good pro. Whether it’s #13 or #24 doesn’t matter to me. Who was the clear choice at #13 instead of him?
I’m done.
Son, I would not be surprised to see some trades that weren’t expected.
Weird night.
Flores and coaches have told Minkah to learn every role in the secondary which I love. He already did it last year. That’s what he did at Alabama too. He’s probably the best multiple defender on the team. Now he has to figure out what weight to play at. He can become a matchup Joker in the secondary. You never know where he’s going to line up.
This draft is like the real thing! After Miami picks, audi!
Are the local Dolphins reporters getting too docked up in a negativity orgy? LOL
What a shit profession. Geez, to lean on negativity all day and then write something about, someday there will hopefully be a Utopia. How does that work? LOL
So when is the Fest?
I’d guess it’s between 9/29 Chargers, 10/13 Redskins or 11/3 Jets. I don’t think my wife can do November, so either of the other 2 work for me.
the bolts look like the best game
Naples – I put in the (waaaa) I figured if Jawaan Taylor got an (awwww), Haskins should get a (waaaaa) I would never edit anyone’s posts in serious manner w/o their knowledge, I think you can trust me on that. I apologize if you feel threatened by that. I promise I would never edit anything in a malicious fashion.
LOL ER – That’s kind of how I feel w/ the draft. Once we pick, not really interested. It’s only our picks I really care about. I can find out the rest after it’s all over.
i read last night that fitzpatrick came into camp grossly overweight, about 300lbs, he said he had been to 7 bday parties and ate too much cake.
That’s one less DT we have to draft now
https://triblive.com/sports/dolphins-ryan-fitzpatrick-blames-offseason-cake-regimen-for-extra-weight/
our glaring need should be edge rusher/sack master, we were the worst team last year in sacks and haven’t been very good in that dept for a long time.
We were worse against the run than we were against the pass. Our pas rush was anemic though
we were 31st against the run, only team worse was the cards, i think that had to do with the moronic DC Burke and his wide 9
so the DL should be a priority `
QB! Then either DE, OL, DT
I think 09/29 or 10/13 should work for me. Let’s have Stanger put up a poll 😆
I made a new poll, I just can’t figure out how to get it on the damn page!
No Stanger doesn’t want a poll. There was some level of misuse last year
It will be fine. Rock was just playing around. We could always do a vote by text or email if necessary.
It will all come out even the poll was messed with when it comes to who is coming or who is not.
https://nypost.com/2019/04/17/ryan-fitzpatrick-has-extremely-relatable-reason-for-weight-gain/amp/
FEST POLL is UP!
Thanks Mike.
YW – I’m shocked I actually figured it out. Tech stuff vexes me. lol
As MIke said looks like “between 9/29 Chargers, 10/13 Redskins or 11/3 Jets” as far as dates. And the Jets are a tough ticket — so for me it is Bolts or Skins.
MIAMI DOLPHINS
Sept. 8 vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Sept. 15 vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Sept. 22 at Dallas Cowboys, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Sept. 29 vs. Los Angeles Chargers, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Oct. 6 — BYE
Oct. 13 vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Oct. 20 at Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Oct. 28 at Pittsburgh Steelers, 8:15 p.m. (ESPN)
Nov. 3 vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Nov. 10 at Indianapolis Colts, 4:05 p.m. (CBS)
Nov. 17 vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Nov. 24 at Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Dec. 1 vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 1 p.m. (FOX)
Dec. 8 at New York Jets, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Dec. 15 at New York Giants, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Dec. 22 vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Dec. 29 at New England Patriots, 1 p.m. (CBS)
Stanger – Since we usually do October, it’s probably the Redskins, but 9/29 is pretty close to October, so . . .
didn’t you already do the redskins?
Yes, very first Fest
i thought we would play dallas on thanksgiving
Why would they want our tanking shit show on national TV?
The oddity I see in our schedule is no Thursday game. The cheats of course play at home on Thursday for the 9th time in 10 years.
Yeah,
I thought every team was required to play a Thursday night game on a short week.
Crap.. My son can’t make it to the Bolts game. Hopefully he can make it to the Redskins game.
I have a feeling the Skins game is going to be the one, just because of the date
We need Phin pup!
I know we don’t necessarily need a true NT, but man, Dexter Lawrence putting up 36 reps at 6’4 342 with 35″ arms is impressive. He also ran just a shade over 5.0 in the 40.
Sept. 8 vs. Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m.
Sept. 15 vs. New England Patriots, 1 p.m.
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Two real good heat games to start. Guess with the new shade Ross isn’t asking for 4 PM starts in Sept anymore.
OD’s office has a new filter that stops him from board posting from work. So what does he do when he has a thought?….. he calls me. He wants you all to know that that the Chargers game is in the hurricane window and the Skins game is not. Unlikely one would be here….. but a certain insurance factor in that too.
Tell OD we appreciate the input and we’ll take it into consideration. As long as he makes it to the Fest, all is well
I feel like you may have filtered out his thoughts on Steven Ross
Wondering if you can ask OD how he feels about Ross in explicit detail?
(Piggy covers his snout to muffle his sinister laugh)
Ross didn’t really come up except when I said “he did bring us shade.” He couldn’t get himself to agree that was good and went to “Orange Bowl had shade too.” 🙂
Lol
Added the 2019 schedule to the sidebar last night for easy reference. Not to pile on, but other advantages to the Redskins game: we are coming off a bye week, Redskins have a tough game against the Pats the week before.
Another schedule oddity – we play @Jets and @Giants back to back.
Thanks Twice! Thanks Twice! I figured Piggy did it, but you the man!
Twice — does that mean you are thinking Fest? Would be great to see you again.
That’s the plan at this point in time. Would also be great to see you and everyone. I haven’t been able to be on here much because of work unfortunately (seems to be a recurring theme for me). But I do check in when I can. Kudos to everyone for making this site a great place to read about all things Miami Dolphins.
Is there any reason we are ruling out the first 2 games for the fest?
Of the other 3 mentioned above, my preference is this order
1. Chargers
2. Redskins
3. Jests – I really don’t want to do a November game, that’s too close to the holidays for my taste
We always do October. September is a tough time
Okay
Just curious bc we open with back to back home games
I voted chargers in the poll above
But if it means somenone missed the game – I’m all in favor of the redakins instead
I’m indifferent about redskins or chargers
Generally earlier is better for me
But it’s not really a big deal
I wanted to go to the Chargers game but my son can’t make that one so I voted for the Redskins game because Fuck the Jets and their fans !!
The redskins sounds like it will be a good game
We need the 🐶 family
Twice – Glad to hear you’re planning to come to the Fest bro! Looking forward to seeing you again
Even he might no realize we are real polite to rookies and hazing comes 2nd time around….. no one better than Twice.
He had a serious point about “Another schedule oddity – we play @Jets and @Giants back to back.” You guys have two dates in Dec for NE Fest….even if might be a ski pants required kinda of thing.
That’s true, I think I’d rather see them play the Giants
I hope Ryan Wilson’s mock happens. That would be awesome
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock-draft/
2 guys mocked Haskins to us (Prisco was the other)
And one guys a trade down with Houston
I actually like that trade down a lot too. I would love to scoop up Jeffery Simmons late in RD1 or with our 2nd RD pick if he’ still there, but he won’t be there.
Rock will be happy, maybe he won’t Ghey-sucki this season
I didn’t realize Gesicki was only 240 last year.
LOL
I voted Redskins in honor of Finpup
Thanks Ken !! He will be happy to hear that.
I voted for the Chargers in honor of Phin pup. JKJBB
Not many of us have been to more fests than Phinpup and seems that most who have been already on board. Tobas not in yet though.
Can you owe yourself a beer?
I posted this as a confirmation of Gesicki saying that was the case.
OK, gotcha
Toba’s on Canadian time, which I think is aboat a day behind
The tally is 6-1-0 Redskins, chargers, jests
I’m the only chargers vote and honestly I would have voted redesigns if I knew about phinpup
So it’s basically a clean sweep for the redskins game
Until Rock hits the jets 50 times.
He’s going to tell you to blow him. LOL
Rock is over that….. and oh yes he will be at the Fest.
About Charles Harris.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-sp-dolphins-charles-harris-20190418-story.html
Is that the name of his biography?
Could be. Let’s hope the end of his football career biography is he finished being one of the top sack leaders in Dolphins history. 🙂
D says:
April 18, 2019 at 4:15 pm
Mike E. says:
April 18, 2019 at 12:28 pm
We always do October. September is a tough time
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September is also ridiculously hot in South Florida too. You snowmen mother fuckers would melt.
Ken says:
April 18, 2019 at 2:37 pm
I voted Redskins in honor of Finpup
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Did he find out recently he was native american?
Mike E
I thought Canada time was something like 10 years behind. I know we are about 7.5 years behind here so…..
Or maybe that’s just for music and fashion?
I’m going to be in Ireland sometime around the Washington game. I don’t know exactly the dates. I hope its later or earlier than that weekend!
ER — Skins game is the strong and early favorite at least. Oct 13. And nothing like a couple days in Miami to recover from jet lag and the Irish pubs. You’ll have a tolerance built up after all the strong beer. 🙂
Mike E
If it’s you and that’s your explanation,
then there is no problem at all and sorry for freaking out.
I trust you Mike E
I thought it was you, but you had already left last night, so I could not verify.
end of discussion, never to be mentioned again
Dont ever disparage the Hand!
And there was much rejoicing.
In honor to your reference and love of dancing men…..
But this was the real reference.
Oh i know, im fluent in Python.
Naples — you and your lovely cool with either the Chargers or the Skins? Seems gonna be one of those two. People like you, me, Son, Rock and OD don’t count as much since live in FLA and don’t need plane tix….. but still do matter.
I didn’t realize you could have a lovely cool. LOL
Obviously you an because its with either the Chargers or the Skins. What i dont get is the Ron Burgandy like end to that statement.