This must be how Dolphins players see the Ravens, because we play them as if we’re terrified of them. I’ve documented here our failures against the Ravens, but lest you forget, our last 3 meetings with the Ravens we’ve been massacred, bludgeoned and beaten and outscored 137-16. No typo. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN to SIXTEEN. The Ravens are a historically well coached team, and since John Harbaugh took the reins, the Ravens since 2008 are 135-85, good for a .625 winning percentage.. That’s NFL royalty right there. The Dolphins on the other hand, since 2008 are 98-110. No longer among the best teams in the NFL, the Dolphins have been clearly in the bottom half of the NFL 32. In addition, during John Harbaugh’s successful reign beginning in 2008, the Dolphins have employed 5 different Head Coaches, Tony Sparano, Todd Bowles, Joe Philbin, Adam Gase and now Brian Flores. Brian Flores at the moment is sliding downhill and more than likely tonight’s meeting with the Ravens will leave him and the Dolphins on shakier ground.
The Dolphins stumbled and bumbled through 5 turnovers to eek out a victory over the equally hapless Houston Texans, you know, the team with the QB who doesn’t play that has 22 civil suits lodged against him, the one that our team owner Stephen Ross, desperate fuck is he, personally calls said QB to have a little chat. (Disgraceful!!!). Not going to spend any more time on that game, it was awful, admittedly I only watched bits and pieces which is all this excuse of a team deserves at this point. This week we play the the big boys, the bullies, the kind of team that will put their foot on your neck and keep it there until 60 minutes are up. The Ravens are the antithesis of the Texans, they are buttoned up, they have the same system and coach for quite a while now and they are a perennial winning franchise. This what we hope the Dolphins become. Last year Brian Flores inspired us to believe that we were heading in that direction. BITCHSLAP!!! Back to reality dreamer!!!
The Ravens are a running team, and it’s mostly their dangerous QB Lamar Jackson doing the running. He actually leads the Ravens with 600 yards rushing, followed by a trio of “once weres” in Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman and Le’Veon Bell and most likely never will be in Ty’Son Williams. The quartet of aforementioned RB’s have just 62 more rushing yards combined than the QB (662-600). Our leading rusher is Myles Gaskin with 313 yards. Our RB’s have accounted for all of TWO TD’s this season on the ground. That’s how easy it is to get 2-7. Not one of our RB’s is averaging more than 3.8 YPC and our starter Myles Gaskin is averaging 3.6. There’s an O-line problem, and a gameplan problem. Just because you can’t run successfully doesn’t mean you don’t do it. We have a measly 158 rush attempts this season.
Anyway, if you’re watching tonight, best of luck to you, I recommend being on a soft, cushioned couch near no sharp edges and I’d probably lay off the heavy alcohol if you tend to get ornery and violent. Your house will thank you. I most likely won’t watch this one from start to finish but I do think there’s a part of me, the sadistic and masochistic part of me that wants to flip on the game and see another 59-10 slaughter so I can see the carnage. I don’t want Tua to get injured and I’m not even sure if his finger is still swollen if he should play at all. This Ravens defense doesn’t have the teeth they used to have but they do have an excellent Head Coach who will find weaknesses and there are 5 of them on the field every week right in front of either #1 or #14.
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GO DOLPHINS!!!DOLPHINS!!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
These fucking refs suck. They are allowing Balt to mug our TE’s and WR’s all the way down the field!
Nice job Baker
Great tackle by Baker
I was looking ahead at the blocks by the WRs, I didn’t think Baker had any chance of making that play. What a great chase down.
Lol @ Harbaughs face
WTF
Exactly
3-1 Jets woot woot
We should have just gone to the half. Our offense has been putrid. Dumb
Just take a fucking knee
^
Great play! 🤪
Should have gone out of bounds
But it’s time for Brissett’s deep ball !!!
Lol, Aikman thinks we have some kind of plan because we took a timeout. Nah, we just take em.
What a nice pass outside the numbers
LMAO , Kay ya can have that one
Although it was pretty hard to miss him that wide ipen
Brilliant decision to call those timeouts and give the offense a chance!
Blown coverage but will take it
Wow
Wow
Again should have gone out
Bombs away brissett
woohoo, stops the clock for us!
I didn’t even know Laird was still on the team
Saved by the penalty
Yep
What a catch by our best te
I may never say this again
But I think Harbaugh has a right to be mad at the clock stoppage
Yep
WTF take so long to snap that?
what the fuck is pass interference anymore???
They stopped the clock and it took us 8 seconds to get that play off
Man, if we’d got that play off a bit earlier, we’d have 3 shots at the endzone, Now we probably only have one left
Exactly
WOW
He likes the dirt
ORob
Tell the truth
Did you ask nfl network to put a little sparkly circle around Gesicki?
😂
They are mugging the fuck out of our receivers!!!
Yep
Alright we have a game. The defense is balling.
The management of this offense is horrible……coaching
To not come away with a TD is a failure. That first down play killed us
Yep
That clock management was 💩
Yep
2 times near the 5 and 2 fgs
That will likely come back to haunt is
Us
Ford needed to get out of bounds both times. I hate situational stupidity.
Joe Buck doesn’t know the name of the football team in Miami
He was joking about the baseball like score
We’ve got a GAME!!!
If the Jags could take the Bills out last week, we can take the Ravens out this week!!!
GO PHINS!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
The Flying Pig says:
November 11, 2021 at 9:43 pm
Lol @ Harbaughs face
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LOL It looked like he might bust a vein in his neck.
^
Mike Vick should not be on TV.
Dog killer and can’t articulate a sentence.
We did a hell of a job bottling up Jackson. 2nd half adjustments is what it’s all about now.
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– X is coming away from this game with a pick… IF our D continues its assault
– Albert Wilson looks like he finally came to play for the first time this year
– Our O-Line unsurprisingly looks look shit again!
– Jevon Holland is on the RISE!
You guys still don’t see that our QB gets knocked off of his spot pretty much every time and our RBs are lucky to get 2 yards most of the time? This OL can hold their own here and there, but throughout a drive we all know they will kill an important play. It happens every week. This offense is really green and basically has to play sand lot ball most of the time.
The OL is trash
We are actually on pace to rush for less than we did last week (47 yards). Let that sink in for a moment.
I told you brissett was a bigger threat with the deep nall than tua
Piggy’s favourite first down play 🤡
Horrible throw
But it was outside the #’s ??
It was also outside the reach of the receiver
That’s not included in the stat package
Here comes Tua
Tua time!!!
Thank god we have a healthy backup QB.
Too-Uh!!
Not good
Here comes tia
Now I just feel guilty …
Be careful what you wish for – this Oline is going to get Tua killed too
Our OL is not NFL quality. Just got another QB injured.
Were in trouble now
Albert Wilson could always play QB
Brian in NY says:
November 11, 2021 at 9:27 pm
Maybe Brissett gets hurt and we have to play Tua
I wonder if Eich will take himself out of the game after getting his QB killed, like Davis did…
So if the Ravens score on this drive, will it be on Brissett or Tua? 😉
Tim don’t be silly ,, it’s always Tuas fault🤡
He looks fine
did you guys see that ghost cut block #43 on that Jackson run?
Here comes TUA
Brissett looks to be okay.
Great job by D
They are balling tonight.
Freakin defense is ballin’
We both went to 11. LOL
lol
So that’s what a punt is supposed to look like
Shit
I’m excited. The thought of Brisket returning shrunk my sausage. lol
Tua 60 yds downfield to Gesicki 🤔😊
It would take 12 plays
😊
Better than 3 and out
5 yds per play … I’d take that
Why does Buck keep saying Viola? Reminds me of Tannyhill
He’s a dick and it’s pissing me off
Hell of a situation to put him in
Tua is in: Let’s roll
Putridly Punny
😊
I don’t know what that means
Roll Tide..
Wasn’t that funny sorry
I like that they are running the ball more
Palardy does not follow through the ball when he kicks… it’s like he’s chipping out of the bunker , his club leg just stops after contact
I’m happy when the punt is greater than 40 yards. I’m mostly unhappy.
He’s been horrible all year
He saves the 60 yd punts for midfield
We are just daring them to score! What is with the pussy leg punter?
so who does Flores put in next possession?
The defence ??
offensive possession smarty pants!
Our best players is more what I meant 🤡
SEALer
I thinl they got seiler from balt
Yes
Lamar getting frustrated
If our defense was playing like this all season…
We’d be losing games 9-6
We would have a reversed record?
Yep
Ogbah wrecking shit like Ralph
Where has the D been all season?
Best game of the year for the defense. Young guys stepping up.
Tua playing now just make me think that Flores just doesn’t really know what the heck he’s doing
He felt he needed to piss off and alienate Brissett this week
Exactly!
Yess, bad punt.
That’s what we needed to get out of our own end. Now a first down or two will change field position.
Tua a clock
tuaclock
They defense is playing the way they did last year. This game is right there for us. The OL needs to step the fuck up.
They usually do .. they’re called false starts
😂
I think a TD here might actually be enough tonight
I just realized I have been watching the game 2 minutes behind on the DVR all night.
Nice
Right Mike- Tua felt good enough to start, so they sit him. Brissett feels good enough to go back in, so they sit him.
TUa was 15 yard deep on that pass
Weird how much they are using Wilson tonight
17 88 80 2 17 TD
Hit his bad finger and helmet all in one swipe
I thought that was against the rules. hitting a QB in the head?
They finally told him to start saying it right
Now we’ll put Brissett back in