This must be how Dolphins players see the Ravens, because we play them as if we’re terrified of them. I’ve documented here our failures against the Ravens, but lest you forget, our last 3 meetings with the Ravens we’ve been massacred, bludgeoned and beaten and outscored 137-16. No typo. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN to SIXTEEN. The Ravens are a historically well coached team, and since John Harbaugh took the reins, the Ravens since 2008 are 135-85, good for a .625 winning percentage.. That’s NFL royalty right there. The Dolphins on the other hand, since 2008 are 98-110. No longer among the best teams in the NFL, the Dolphins have been clearly in the bottom half of the NFL 32. In addition, during John Harbaugh’s successful reign beginning in 2008, the Dolphins have employed 5 different Head Coaches, Tony Sparano, Todd Bowles, Joe Philbin, Adam Gase and now Brian Flores. Brian Flores at the moment is sliding downhill and more than likely tonight’s meeting with the Ravens will leave him and the Dolphins on shakier ground.
The Dolphins stumbled and bumbled through 5 turnovers to eek out a victory over the equally hapless Houston Texans, you know, the team with the QB who doesn’t play that has 22 civil suits lodged against him, the one that our team owner Stephen Ross, desperate fuck is he, personally calls said QB to have a little chat. (Disgraceful!!!). Not going to spend any more time on that game, it was awful, admittedly I only watched bits and pieces which is all this excuse of a team deserves at this point. This week we play the the big boys, the bullies, the kind of team that will put their foot on your neck and keep it there until 60 minutes are up. The Ravens are the antithesis of the Texans, they are buttoned up, they have the same system and coach for quite a while now and they are a perennial winning franchise. This what we hope the Dolphins become. Last year Brian Flores inspired us to believe that we were heading in that direction. BITCHSLAP!!! Back to reality dreamer!!!
The Ravens are a running team, and it’s mostly their dangerous QB Lamar Jackson doing the running. He actually leads the Ravens with 600 yards rushing, followed by a trio of “once weres” in Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman and Le’Veon Bell and most likely never will be in Ty’Son Williams. The quartet of aforementioned RB’s have just 62 more rushing yards combined than the QB (662-600). Our leading rusher is Myles Gaskin with 313 yards. Our RB’s have accounted for all of TWO TD’s this season on the ground. That’s how easy it is to get 2-7. Not one of our RB’s is averaging more than 3.8 YPC and our starter Myles Gaskin is averaging 3.6. There’s an O-line problem, and a gameplan problem. Just because you can’t run successfully doesn’t mean you don’t do it. We have a measly 158 rush attempts this season.
Anyway, if you’re watching tonight, best of luck to you, I recommend being on a soft, cushioned couch near no sharp edges and I’d probably lay off the heavy alcohol if you tend to get ornery and violent. Your house will thank you. I most likely won’t watch this one from start to finish but I do think there’s a part of me, the sadistic and masochistic part of me that wants to flip on the game and see another 59-10 slaughter so I can see the carnage. I don’t want Tua to get injured and I’m not even sure if his finger is still swollen if he should play at all. This Ravens defense doesn’t have the teeth they used to have but they do have an excellent Head Coach who will find weaknesses and there are 5 of them on the field every week right in front of either #1 or #14.
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GO DOLPHINS!!!DOLPHINS!!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
How about that OL?
We need a turnover
🍻
Could use a turnover
I think a turnover score would be appropriate
We need a turnover here
Looked like a Brissett pass , but was complete
Nice camera work
Wtf is the camera crew smoking
He picks that to challenge?!
Exactly!!
Catch
Woo boo Jets win
90 games left in hockey season? 🤪
Only half a baseball season left 😊
He’s Challege challenged…
lol
Not enough to overrule
Never hit the ground
We’ll lose another challenge here
Once again coaching and game management
Right. We know how this story ends…
Good grief, the challenges are baffling
NICE !!!
What???lol!!!
Go figure
Well I am pleasantly surprised
No catch
Ok, we’re all wrong
Yep
Jevon Holland is becoming great before our eyes. Maurice Jones-Drew was right about him.
Bad footing. Did we A.J. Duhe the field today?
Come on offense
Well I have to say WTF?
Yep! Right?
Nice hit NeedHAM.
I don’t understand how they reversed that, but I’ll take it, lol. Finally start with decent field position. Let’s get a drive!
Holland is a keeper
Holland also selling popcorn on the stands
K that looked like a disaster happening
lol, wtf that was weirdly awesome
Lol
Great timing as usghe
Just continually shooting ourselves in the foot
LOL
Nice throw!
Great downfield outside the numbers throw by Brissett
Oh wait ….
Lol
Tua! Tua! Tua!
I believe that was 35 yards Rob
Lol!
And not in the dirt
hardly a bomb
Shit damn
🤡
Maybe he might just be a gamer
Dont get carried away
Come on offense, score a TD here.
Let’s finish this drive!
There’s the Wilson from /019
Go Part Time! LOL
Lol
I’m at the stage where I cheer smart time outs
But in the back of my mind I’m thinking we won’t have any by the 5 minute mark.
They finally call one!
That’s not hard on a DB
Don’t hug him during the route
Fullback nice lol
Jim Harbaugh would be foaming from the mouth
WILKINS loving blocking
Damn, that could have been picked
They should throw to WIlkins
And there we go stepping up on cue .. nice job Jaxkson
Jackson with the timely effing penalty
OPI ??
What is going on
Boy I hope he was eligible
That should be TD
That ball had to pass the goal line
You can throw a screen to a OL
Only if he reports and stand as eligible
I meant to say Can’t that’s a typo
LMFAO
Hunt should be playing WR
Hunt to Gaskin – “Let me take this one little fella”
WTF was Hunt thinking
there are a LOT of Ravens fans making noise
I just don’t even know what to say anymore
That was totally entertaining
Thats funny
🤜🏻🤛🏻
That was wild. LOL
That’s the best Hunt has looked at the goal line all year. Too bad wasn’t eligible. lol
Lol
How long can this defense hold out? Lol
Three trips inside the 5. Three FGs
Yep, bad
So you are saying we are PERFECT !!!
No Toba, I’m not saying that at all
🤡
And about 7 penalties
Man the field is terrible shape! Did Ross rent it out for a Rodeo last night?
At least it is natural grass
They A.J. Duhe-ed the field
So, it was flippin’ hilarious, and it was actually a beneficial play.
If Hunt doesn’t score, they can decline the penalty and we have to kick right then. We basically got an additional chance because of Hunts dexterous and suave TD moves.
Hes playing the wrong position
Offensive guards. The best players on the team! 👍
Keep it going defense. The Ravens are never out of a game.
Defensive TD will put an exclamation point on this game
https://twitter.com/theflyingpig44/status/1459007040542683173?s=21
Nice hustle by @8 on that Int try
You’re calling that after we’ve been mugged all game?
Jones blew it up
I’m not buying the crap about Baltimore being tired and having a tough schedule, blah, blah, blah. This defense has played well tonight. They have been able to confuse Jackson and limit the big plays so far. Time for them to seal the game.
Nice call by you and Bookman
Love that. Holland right there
and suddenly this team can defend the edge.
HOWARD TD
Our D earned that one
omg did that just happen ??? XXXXXX
Bookman calls it!!
Yeah baby!!!!
WOOOOHOOO!! Nice call, Bookman!!!!!!
TD!!!!
I called it!
🎉🎉🥃🥃
Nice call Bookman!!
Ok, maybe we should talk to him about his salary…..
What a terrific return too
Let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!
The D deserves it!
(Puts away noose)
I would have lost it if they took that away
Defense was inspired by Hunt