FU DRAFT TRACKER
1. Bucs – Jameis Winston (QB)
2. Titans – Marcus Mariotta (QB)
3. Jaguars – Dante Fowler, Jr. (DE)
4. Raiders – Amari Cooper (Samurai)
5. Redskins – Brandon Scherf (OL)
6. Jets – Leonard Williams (DL)
7. Bears – Kevin White (Samurai)
8. Falcons – Vic Beasley (DE)
9. Giants – Ereck Flowers (OT)
10. Rams – Todd Gurley (RB)
11. Vikings – Trae Waynes (CB)
12. Browns (from Bills) – Danny Shelton (DL)
13. Saints – Andrus Peat (OT)
14. Dolphins – DeVante Parker (Samurai)
15. Chargers (from 49ers) – Melvin Gordon (RB)
16. Texans – Kevin Johnson – (CB)
17. 49ers (from Chargers) – Arik Armstead (DL)
18. Chiefs – Marcus Peters – (CB)
19. Brown – Cam Erving (OL)
20. Eagles – Nelson Angholor (WR)
21. Bengals – Cedric Ogbuehi (OL)
22. Steelers – Alvin “Bud” Dupree (LB)
23. Broncos (from Lions) – Shane Ray (LB)
24. Cardinals – DJ Humphries (OT)
25. Panthers
26. Ravens
27. Cowboys
28. Lions (from Broncos)
29. Colts
30. Packers
31. Saints (from Seahawks)
32. Patriots
Admins Predictions
Piggy
1. Alvin “Bud” Dupree (DE)
(Dolphins Trade Down in 2nd round, add a 3rd round, and give up their 4th)
2. Jaelen Strong (WR)
3. Denzel Perryman (LB)
5a. Nick O’Leary (TE)
5b. Charles Gaines (CB)
6. Robert Myers (OG)
The Hulk:
1. Todd Gurley RB
2. Nelson Agholor WR
4. Ali Marpet OG
5a. Jake Ryan LB
5b. Nick O’Leary TE
6 Kurtis Drummond S
Son:
I’m staying with the mock I did a couple of weeks ago.
1 – Amari Cooper
2 – McKinney LB
4 – Nick O’Leary TE
5 – Arie Kouandijo G
5 – Cam Thomas CB
6 – Tyler Varga
Mike Mayock has us taking Kevin Johnson CB – Yuck
Thank you to everyone for sharing all of your pre-draft thoughts and analysis here with us, it’s been a lot of fun. Let’s hope for big things as the real deal begins tonight.
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Mike E.
1. Dolphins go Louisiana and bail La’el Collins out of jail and take him at #14
2. Sammy Coates
4. Jordan Hicks
5a. Charles Gaines
5b. Gabe Wright
6. Gerod Holliman



stangerx says:
April 30, 2015 at 3:46 pm
I don’r think a response to my first post is beer worthy…….but you might be eligible for the supplemental beer draft. 🙂
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Does the “Supplemental beer draft” have to be selected from Draft beers? of can he pick a bottled one?
LOL — Since the Fest is the only place to collect…….it’s cans. 🙂
I want the Phins to trade up just so I can hear the echos of Rock breaking his own shit. LOL
LOL FUCK OFF!
I know our track record with picks has not been good. I know I have stated my opinion on this multiple times. I know some of you will look at my avitar and not read this post. But I AM AGAINST MOVING UP and throwing away ANY draft pick for ANY player in THIS draft. NOT ONE PLAYER available in this draft will “put us over the top” we have too many needs and need every draft pick we can get. Especially with the cap hell we are going to be in for the next few years. NO TO TRADING UP!
I’m sorry, all I got out of that is “mind the gap”.
gotta love the chive. But today is “things that bounce Thursday”
Same difference with my avi. LOL
I am on expedia.com right now looking up flights to NJ so I can fly up there and break Tim’s shit instead. 😉
LOL
AND the thumbs too!
Stanger and Rock. When the brewery opens, I dream of attending a fest and figuring out how to ship a couple of kegs out. Worst case will be bottles, but it’ll all be good. 🙂
That’ll work…..long as you deliver. Or even if you don’t. But no kegs in Sunlife. 🙂
Jahn, I read the article…..
I didn’t really, I don’t know why I said I did other than I thought it might make YOU feel better.
LOL..you bastard.
Glad someone did. LOL…Assuming we don’t trade up for him..how you feel about Gurley?
Barry Jackson @flasportsbuzz 9s9 seconds ago
Dolphins are formally announcing today that Tannehill’s 5th year option is being picked up, as has been reported for months.
Officially official now.
Well if RG3’s got picked up i guess that was a no brainer LOL
There I changed my avi so you fuckers can focus on the CONTENT of my posts. (because they are always so insightful, etc.) ……
Today is bounce Thursday?

“THINGS that bounce Thursday”….but who cares……..
Jahn, I am actually not opposed to taking Gurley at 14. I don’t watch much college ball, but he is almost universally considered a stud from everything I have read and his highlights are off the charts. I would love for us to draft a play maker / game changer for once. If Gurley is our pick I will not be smashing anything and will be excited so see how we use him next year. (until we only use him 6-8 times per game next year because we use Miller 10-12 and Gillessee 6-8 times, THEN I will break stuff, but that isn’t until next October at least! )
LOL
I am stuck and cannot scroll past the final post at 4:09….I wonder why that is….?
Nobody else has posted since. I wonder what’s going on with that? LOL
It seems everyone else is stuck at 4:09 too! Tim the blog killer. LOL
I either have Rock’s heart shaped ass all over my screen or huge boobies bouncing…lol I cannot open my screen up at the office cause of you boyzzzzzzzz
Oh come on it’s because you’re keeping the page at 4:09. LOL
Everyone went on a fap break — CHECK MIKE E’S HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛
I changed mine Gigi! it is not any more office friendly but it is not as “revealing”
Aha yes I see — lol!!!! 🙂
I think we should offer Collins a contract after he’s not drafted. Call him now, tell him you want to meet, and discuss contract parameters, which of course will be a nice contract for him, but one that would protect us if he’s convicted, or even just unavailable due to an ongoing investigation or trial.
Be aggressive and creative, and maybe you get a great player without spending a draft pick. WIN-WIN for us
I don’t think we can do that.
Why the hell not?
uuummmmm……4:09…….ummmmmmm what was I going to say……ummmmmm was something dolphins going on today? Ummmmmmm uhhhhhh…………..
Hey guys I am starting to take up a collection here … who wants to throw in some 50s with me to get Rock to change his avatar back to that more football oriented one he had before?
Naples — his last one wasn’t about football……had more to do with glutious maximus in the good way. But I encourage that.
sorry my joke was not obvious enough … i think his normal avi is very much about football that way i think of it
Rock — what’s up with the new avi? That’s a West Coast FU. Least get it homestyle.

Born and raised one the WC, and I dish the bird like this. Never noticed any regional differences. LOL…
PS, everyone knows a WC FU is when a Lawyer says “Trust me…”. 😛
All the West Coast boys in college when they would try to give the bird……us Easterners would be, “why you giving me a halfey FU.”
Interesting. I will say, my older brothers did it that way, and taught me to do it that way, but somewhere along the line I felt like the taller the bird, the more effect. LOL…
If the GIF above was posted at the bottom of an article tomorrow would anybody post the rest of the day? LOL
LMAO!!!
Lotion sales would probably go up.
“That’ll work…..long as you deliver. Or even if you don’t. But no kegs in Sunlife. :)”
We could tailgate with one though right? Keep it in a hatchback on the DL or something?
Would have to be on the down low and get through both the gate inspection and the folks who patrol the tailgate area.
Oh wow. Oh well. Bottles are easier anyway.
OK, I have changed my AVI again, only for the next few days of the draft and then I’m going to switch back to my Landry avi. No need to take up a collection Naples. LOL
The previous Avi was the last one I used to post on the “other” blog when I made my “grand exit” LOL
I want a Gurleymon!
Stanger, are you asking why my thumb sticks out when I shoot a bird? LOL I broke it in the spokes of my bike when I was a kid and my dad set it with electrical tape after soaking it in the sink full of ice for 20 mins. It obviously never set right….That is as close as I can get it to the rest of my hand. LOL
Nope — was talking about your avi. That was a West Coast middle finger. East Coast is what I put out above.
well my avi WAS a picture of me shooting the bird. I don’t know about west coast vs east coast birds, I cannot physically get my thumb to tuck in like the drawing you posted so I guess I am a west coast birder by default. LOL
LMAO!
Reports came out today that the Skins are looking to move down. I wonder if we try to jump there for White or Cooper.
They are what 5? I think Oakland’s pick has to come in first to know which guy is left. If they trade up its cause a specific guy is there, nor an either or.
That’s the spot we have to at least get to for Cooper or White
NFLTradeRumors.co @nfltrade_rumors 9m9 minutes ago
NFL Rejects LSU OL La’el Collins’ Request To Be Removed From Draft Pool
Washington trying to stock up on picks after throwing away 3 first round picks and a second round pick to move up, (what 6 spots?) for RG3?
“[Gurley] doesn’t lose a lot of one-on-ones,” says the offensive coach. “That’s something I look for in backs. To me, that’s a difference-maker. The eighth defender in the box, can he consistently beat him or does he get tackled all the time? When you get in the secondary, can he escape or does he get tackled? That’s the difference between average backs and great backs.”
One team official said Gurley’s combine interview was one of the most impressive in recent memory. He’s bigger in person than expected (6-foot-1, 222 pounds), a good thing for a running back who will need to pick up blitzing NFL linebackers. But beyond that, in just 15 minutes, he filled the room with the kind of presence teams like to have in their locker room.
That was on display during the combine workouts, too. Gurley was only able to compete in the bench press, but he turned heads by cheering on the fellow running backs during the 40-yard dashes and position drills, and offering them water, towels and high fives in between events. “Here’s a kid who could possibly be a top-5 or top-10 pick, and he was the biggest cheerleader,” says retired NFL fullback Tony Richardson, who worked with the running backs during the combine as an NFL Legends ambassador. “I was blown away by that.”
Tim
Why do you say we can’t offer Collins a contract after the draft? Make him an offer now with provisions that if he doesn’t get drafted, he has a contract in place with the Dolphins.
I don’t think we can call him now to start making a deal. We have to wait until we can sign UDFAs.
I think discussions with priority free agents traditionally start late in the draft while it’s still going. It’s all hypothetical stuff of course. I’m not sure if you can discuss contract specifics or not, but I recall Ireland calling Bess before the draft was over to try and be first in line to negotiate with him as an UDFA should he fail to be drafted.
OK, I will be back later to freak out and dramatically “break shit” later. LOL
naplesfan2010 says:
April 30, 2015 at 4:58 pm
sorry my joke was not obvious enough … i think his normal avi is very much about football that way i think of it
ROFLMAO! You forget who your audience is! you MUST ALWAYS be more obvious.
OK, now I’m out until later. Nohtih all.
Cheers Rock. Here’s hoping whoever we get will win you over right away, or at least, with on field play, in time.
Three Hours!!!!
(Piggy farts and cries at the same time)
I think Collins gets drafted. Some team will care so little for a later round pick that they are fine with drafting him and then pissing it away if he gets brought up on charges. I would not be that team. It will be too much impact for us to lose any picks like that. I know its hard to swallow Mike but the risk just got too high for us. Let some other team deal with that.
The odds of any 7th rounder making the team are probably no worse than the odds that he’s completely exonerated, so only fear of PR factors should he get charged (or worse, convicted) would preclude any team from taking a late round flier. The upside with him is far far better than any traditional 7th rounder.
We dont have a 7th rounder. I would even think some teams could afford a 5th. Again, we should not be that team. This isnt anything we need involved in.
You’re considering the PR part though, which I gave creedence too. I would say the same with a 7th and a 6th, and probably a 5th. If PR is the reason, so be it. But in terms of the idea it would be a waste of a draft pick, I disagree. It’d be a very good value in terms of risk/reward (on field only).
So if Gurley isn’t ready to go early on he’ll stand on the sidelines and do cheers and pat guys on the butt. We can’t get that card in fast enough. LOL
For like the 50th time, all reports from the NFL combine drs are that he’s on pace to be 100% by camp. But don’t bother learning anything new. Just keep saying the same thing over and over. Not like anyone’s trying to share actual information with ya.
NFLTradeRumors.co @nfltrade_rumors 11m11 minutes ago
Matt Forte Is Looking For A New Contract, But Has No Plans To Hold Out http://bit.ly/1It22PT
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Our 2nd for Matt Forte Chicago, we will sign him to an extension.
Kevin Nogle @thephinsider 4m4 minutes ago
Marshall Faulk just said on NFL Network that Marcus Mariota would have immediate success if 1 of 2 teams picks him: Eagles and…Dolphins?
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Sounds like he is pitching for a concussion settlement lol.
Here you go Rock. This the PC version from the West Coast.
Now I’m going to making mental notes every time I see someone give someone else the bird in CA. LOL…
Look at Jahn getting all defensive about Gurley. I’m busting balls, bro. LOL
Nope. Just telling it like it is. I never was standing on the table for him before the last couple of days, but I got some new information and considering that several notable mocks have him going to Miami, it was worth a little of my time.
You might now be getting close to getting under the table for him. LOL
does anyone know or has anyone read if the dr’s think gurley will be 100% by camp
He’ll be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound by then. LOL
I think the surgery he had allows him to be ready by Training Camp
I know I wrote about it in the Wedge report
Alright, catch up with you folks later when it’s time to get serious. I will support any prospect we pick tonight unless he sucks. LOL
Go Gurley!
He makes the most sense when you consider our current roster & contracts. He’ll help make Tanny special. Like Emmett did for Troy!
Edgerin James for Peyton Manning.
Yep, the list goes on.
How could a 1st RD pick on a guy who is coming off knee surgery not risky, but spending a 6th on a very good player who may or may not be in trouble is more risky? I don’t get that at all.
I guess this is directed to a very specific person, because I agree with you on both points.
Yes, it was to D
The last two years, teams have shied away from investing a first-round pick—and the corresponding guaranteed money, which would be upwards of $12 million for a top-10 pick—in a running back. But last year’s Super Bowl alone was a reminder of what a strong ground game can do for an offense. Seattle nearly rode Marshawn Lynch to a second straight title. New England’s revived rushing attack helped them overcome some early season struggles (and their 46 rushing attempts in the AFC title game was the most they’ve ever had in a playoff game during the Belichick era).
An elite back, especially one who can stay on the field for three downs, can still be a difference maker. Gurley could be this draft’s ultimate risk-reward pick—and the latest prognosis on his knee has him trending toward reward.
“He’s one of the most complete backs to come out in a long time,” the offensive coach says. “You’re not going to make it deep in the playoffs without a run game. If you perceive a guy to be a difference-maker like that, you better get him early.”
Is it draft time yet?
If Gurley goes before we pick @ #14, then give me Perriman! Screw Parker, too soft for me.
I want Speed & Power!
I saw a report that we want to trade up top #10 to get Parker. lol
Seriously.
Lord help me if we trade up for a WR.
Parker’s numbers, extrapolated out for a whole season, are better than any of the other receivers in the draft.
90 minutes!!!!
James is Winston goes 1
La’el Collins goes undrafted
More evidence that timing is everything
If he’s not gone by the 4th, I think I’d use it on him. I won’t be shocked if he’s gone much earlier though.
Patriots will probably use one of their undeserved compensatory picks on him. That might send me over the edge. lol
I see Wheeler was signed by the niners. So he’s the new Willis. Lol
Only a slight downgrade…
😉
I want to change my prediction now…
The Union-Tribune San Diego confirms the Chargers have told Philip Rivers he won’t be traded.
KOD- he’s a goner.
Kane Bernas @co_kane144
Russell Wilson was on my flight back to seattle and he brought me up to first class. Mad respect! #clutch
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Hard not to like Wilson……and yeah Bernas is a guy in the army.
Russell Wilson is the man!!! ….my favorite non-Dolphin player.
I really don’t care to watch the draft, I only care who we pick and how we arrived at that decision. But I silk be checking in on nfln, as I really just can’t take Berman anymore.
Silk= still
Nobody circles the wagons like Berman playing in the toilet.
Watch it on NFLN.
I could never watch ESPN for the draft , NFW
Nope
Lmao.
Wtf is going on with the draft
The gold carpet
Shoot me now
What has happened to this sport
Goodell…
Ok. Here is my list of anticipated reactions:
We draft Gurley: ecstatic, borderline deliriously happy.
Trade up for White or Cooper: I can live with that and I’ll be happy so long as we don’t give up too much.
Trade up for Parker: not too happy
Trade up for anyone not listed above: may go ballistic
Trade down: reaction will depend on for who and what we get in return
The Browns believe they have a good chance to trade for Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Sam Bradford, The MMQB’s Peter King reported Thursday.
Should Bradford end up on the shores of Lake Erie, the Eagles are expected to package the Browns’ first-round pick with available veterans such as Fletcher Cox and Mychal Kendricks in an attempt to move up to the Titans’ No. 2 spot for Mariota.
so asking again, has anyone heard what the dr’s have said about gurley’s knee? will he be ready for the start of camp
lol roger patriotdell just said the nfl is held to a higher standard. that people expect more from the nfl. whether it is a player a coach or a commissioner. i guess that goes for everything with the exception of deflating footballs.
Hard not to like Wilson……and yeah Bernas is a guy in the army.
not really, that is what i think anyone of us would have done if we had the means to do so.
He still did it ffr. Not like we are deluged by reports of NFL players doing the same.
Brian in NY says:
April 30, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Goodell…
how come when goodell speaks he sounds just like a politician.
Jim Kelly’s daughter is pretty hot. Dumb though, she thinks the Bills are “definitely going to the playoffs this year.” LOL
Dumb and hot is perfect
But I silk be checking in on nfln, as I really just can’t take Berman anymore.
till you corrected it i just thought you were trying to be like mike and watch the draft in a silk robe
us last year
outrushed our opponents per rush but not total yds
out passed our opponents total yds but not per pass
Total Rushing Yds 1872 1937
Rushing (Plays-Avg Yards) 399 – 4.7 453 – 4.3
Total Passing Yds 3729 3557
Passing (plays-avg yds) 595 – 6.8 537 – 7
La’el in tonight’s draft.

jahndoh says:
April 30, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Cheers Rock. Here’s hoping whoever we get will win you over right away, or at least, with on field play, in time
Jahn, you should know me by now. I rooted for Teddy Ginn and was offended by fans who made fun of his family. Beck was going to take us to the superbowl…I may go WTF tonight, but by tomorrow I will have his number tatooed on my arm. LOL
stangerx says:
April 30, 2015 at 7:32 pm
He still did it ffr. Not like we are deluged by reports of NFL players doing the same.
so basically you are saying if you live in a world of thugs and you do what most anyone with the means would then that makes you special. sorry, i just dont see it
It was a nice move ffr. Have known many people who could have done the same and didn’t. And no matter who could and who has…..still a nice move.
The Flying Pig says:
April 30, 2015 at 7:32 pm
Dumb and hot is perfect
not only that, but you know every somein somein in bed with here will be and angry fuck for her dad kicking the fins ass for years.
you know when you are done you will call her dad and say, yeah you may have ruled the fins but your daughter isnt going to be walking for a few days.
I have pretty much defended every Dolphins bust since before the internet existed. I am the “bad fan” that has allowed our team to exist in mediocrity for ever. To that I say FUCK OFF it’s my team and I will be a blind homer if that is what makes me feel better. LOL.
The rush / pass stats I posted above mean to me that we need to A) rush more and B) draft Gurley.
Fuck yeah
FFR,
The only thing I’ve read is that he is expected to be ready by week one. Not sure if that means he will be ready for the start of camp.
Bri
I agree with your earlier post. I’ll be excited if we get Cooper or White. I’ll be excited if we get Gurley. Not sure any other player in this RD will give me that feeling.
I really want a playmaker. What if Shane ray drops to us? I wonder if we consider him?He’s the #6 rated prospect, FWIW. I’d be okay with Scherff, not thrilled, but I’d understand the pick if he drops to us. I like the fact that most consider him the nastiest guy in the draft.
OK, I don’t think there’s a shot in hell Scherff makes it to us, but if he did, and we took him, I’d be excited. I think he’s going to be a great OL, and I actually like him more than La’el Collins, but I didn’t ever feel he was a realistic target at #14
rgs322 says:
April 30, 2015 at 6:35 pm
Lord help me if we trade up for a WR
AHFUCKINGMEN!!
I’d get it if it were for White or Cooper, but I wouldn’t be thrilled to trade up for Parker.
Pretty much agree although the move up to get Parker might not be so severe. Probably would only have to go up 2-3 spots.
When are they getting to the swimsuit portion of this beauty pageant? ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Getting ready for it.

12 minutes! I guess it’s really 22…
So what is everyone doing tonight?
I had a late client meeting upstate and I was trying not to rush to get through it. Fortunately got back in time.
ESPN is not covering the draft this year?
I’m sure they are, but who wants to watch that?
It does not appear so. I am going to miss the Mel Kiper melt downs.
Herd are you offerin’ (I hope!)
Don’t get too excited guys. Start of the draft still means two hours to the Phins pick.
unless we trade up DUUUUUde
lol that reported just said he was told by a source that the bears were trading and then in the next breath said he was told by a source that it wasnt true. fucking anything for your 15 mins of fame
Bears have offered Cutler to Titans who replied RIIIIIIGGHHTTTTT
stangerx says:
April 30, 2015 at 7:52 pm
It was a nice move ffr. Have known many people who could have done the same and didn’t. And no matter who could and who has…..still a nice move.
ok if you say so. i didnt say it was a bad move. just i am not impressed by some one in a position to help out others and then when he does think he is a great guy. no biggie
For sure. It was a nice move. Don’t think there is any other way to put it. But if it was me I just would have added it into a charity check…….yet that is just me. Gave like 100K in air miles to help military family members one time. So guess I get where he is coming from.
i sure hope before the draft starts someone will let me know what the dr’s think about gurleys knee
See above
So does Chip Kelly get reunited with his man love Mariotta? I am thinking no,
That would be exciting to see
Last time La’el Collins is drafted in the 1st RD Draft
Your score is: 6512 (GRADE: A-)
Your Picks:
Round 1 Pick 14: La’el Collins, OT/OG, LSU (A)
Round 2 Pick 22 (DET): Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State (A)
Round 3 Pick 24 (DET): Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, CB, Oregon (B)
Round 4 Pick 15: Justin Hardy, WR, East Carolina (A)
Round 5 Pick 13: Charles Gaines, CB, Louisville (A-)
Round 5 Pick 14: Kenny Bell, WR, Nebraska (A+)
Round 6 Pick 15: Karlos Williams, RB, Florida State (A)
Kenny Stills, Jarvis Landry, Jaelen Stong, Justin Hardy and Kenny Bell. How’s that for a WR corps?
You forgot Greg Jennings.
It’s funny, I almost said his name before Stills, and I decided to move him back, and then I forgot him
Goodell is thinking who am I going to slip the tongue to tonight?
i just want the draft to be over so i dont have to see mike e get another A- grade.
The dudes who go to the draft and paint their faces and wear crazy shit crack me up. LOL
And those that spend 14 hrs a day on here, even when they’re at work don’t 😛
Little less extreme when some of us have 10 programs open and multi-task than to spend two hours dressing up to go out in public like it’s Halloween. LOL
Not sure why you felt the need to make such a weird comparison.
FFR, I replied to you above
oh well i guess no one is going to say if gurley is ready for the season or not. if i was tim i bet someone would answer me.
He won’t be ready.
Supposedly he has been cleared.
Brian in NY says:
April 30, 2015 at 8:06 pm
See above
brian, i am just having some fun about jahn earlier today saying something to the effect ‘i said it 50 times’ when he was biaching at tim about gurley’s health
FFR – Gurley is expected to miss the first month of the season
I thought he had been cleared for football acitivity
i hope the bucs take mairohtobust. i hate pulling against fsu players in the pros
Winston it is
Go Jameis…Go Buccaneers!!
the happiest person in fla now is that girl he ‘supposedly’ rape. she is high fiving her family saying ‘yeah, pay day baby’
If she was smart she would have waited until after he signed his contract before she filed her lawsuit.
That’s what happens to you when you have your guard down.
naplesfan2010 says:
April 30, 2015 at 8:13 pm
Go Jameis…Go Buccaneers!!
shame on you. tsk tsk tsk. i am soooooo disappointed in thoughts like this
now this is the one that can f things up!!!
Too many teams interested in Mariota for it to be anyone else.