By Dr. Bruce Banner
So Hulk know that Phins not going anywhere this season. He know that even if Phins manage a few upsets here and there that it won’t mean anything in terms of playoffs. Hulk has said he done being angry about team. Nothing they can do will cause Hulk to rampage anymore. So Hulk sit down to watch Jets host Phins and then something happen during game. Hulk watch Phins squander early good field position. Then Hulk see key turnover squander another scoring opportunity. Then Hulk watch a journeyman QB better known for his scruffy beard than any NFL skill set he may possess start to carve through Phins D like it was wet dishtowel. Then Hulk watch Phin reject Brandon Marshal repeatedly school Phins best defensive back like he was an over the hill has been with nothing left in the tank. Then Hulk watch offensive line fail to get any push in run game. Then Hulk watch repeated low snaps from backup center. Then Hulk watch coaching staff not make adjustments to help backup center such as play more under center. Then Hulk watch D give up more 3rd and long conversions. Then Hulk watch when offense finally score then D turn around and give up long drive ending any hope of comeback.
As Hulk sit there and watch all that and Hulk notice a familiar feeling. He began to sweat, he breath harder, he feel pressure in head, he start to pound fist, he yell, he scream and then yes Hulk get angry! Hulk get angry at piss poor performance yet again against hated division rival. Hulk get angry at uninspired performance when all Hulk wanted to see if for Phins to show some pride. But these Phins have no pride. They no play with urgency. They flat out suck. There is nothing else to say.
Now Hulk want to know why Phins suck. Is the QB who everyone want to blame? Is it the offensive line whose play was truly offensive? Was is it Suh who supposedly made everything different now that he is here? Is it the Front Office who put this piece of you know what on the field? The problem is the answer is yes to all of the above and Hulk know that and that is what makes Hulk mad that he know this team is hopeless and yet he got suckered into caring about these Phins once again. It’s like Brokeback Hulk “I can’t quit you” bad. Why can’t Hulk quit this bunch of losers? What is it that makes Hulk keep coming back for more punishment? Is Steve Ross some kind of Marquis De Sade who can inflict punishment on Hulk over and over again? Hulk now get ready for more punishment next week. Ugh! Hulk Smash!
Brokeback Hulk:
Finsmob Unleashed 
first,FIRST, and 1st
Lazor is gone so Campbell can get the offense more balance, more push more ToP.
Also it was his nly chance to get asked to be the real HC.
I saw on the palm beach post that new offensive coordinator Zac Taylor says that they have to simplify the offense. I am hoping that the statement was taken out of context.
Simplify the offense? How much simpler can dolphins be than only calling four plays?
1. Shotgun formation slant pass
2. Shotgun formation fake reverse
3. Shotgun formation wide receiver screen
4. Shotgun formation run off tackle
Maybe he is saying that they’re going to simplify the offer ends by getting rid of all the bs pre-snap motion that does not fool any defenses? Get rid of the pre snap motion that delays the game and eats clock when we are trying to score in less than a minute?
The office is already so simple that the opposing defenses know what we are going to do!
Top to bottom is a long list of problems
Time to start all over……again
We have a local show on Sunday mornings
It’s the coaches show, he sits with Bokamper
And they go over last week, this week bla bla bla
The name of this show on the tv banner ?
The Ben Campbell show
So Dolphins
I just went back and read the play by play on nfl.com for the Dolphins Jets game .
Here is the most called play:
(Shotgun) 17-R. Tannehill short pass (left, right, center) incomplete
Lazor definitely deserved to be fired and Ryan Tannehill is the problem!
Have a shit look
for Cook
🙂
Heard a strange one yesterday
T-Baum has a guy he really likes as a coach
UCLA Jim Mora
Disclaimer: not my choice, just say no to first timers, been there done that,
Have an uneasy feeling things may be a little to far gone in Davie for an experiment.
Need to bring in an experienced guy who can manage a turnaround.
I could just see his introductory press conference…..”PLAYOFFS?”
DC,
Jim Mora was a head coach before with the Atlanta Falcons.
The plane that was called third most? Or maybe even a close second? PUNT
A bright side to the season is we seem to have made the correct decision on the rookie punter. (Sorry Stanger)
REALLY GOOD EFFORT, Dr. Banner. You raise a terrific issue when you ask “WHY does Hulk come back for more punishment?” Why do we continue to follow this train wreck of a franchise?
For me, the answer goes back to the very beginnings of this once-great franchise. “Pro football will NEVER make it in south Florida,” said the skeptics. For many years, the skeptics were right. The old Miami Seahawks of the All-American Football Conference folded in the late 1940’s. Attendance at UM games was sparse most of the time. Believe it or not, HORSE RACING drew more attention in south Florida in the 1950’s!!!
Then came Joe Robbie and his AFL expansion Dolphins. One Miami TV sports guy said “There’s a reason why there are NO MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS FRANCHISES IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA.” He continued, “The Dolphins are doomed before they’ve played their first game!” –Many of us younger guys believe this old fart was dead wrong, and we said so publicly. When only about 27,000 showed up for the Fins first regular season game vs. Oakland, I began to wonder if the old guy was right. But time proved him, and the other skeptics, wrong. WITH PROPER OWNERSHIP, pro sports teams CAN, and HAVE flourished in the Sunshine State. –It’s no longer debatable.
WHEN our beloved Dolphins won two consecutive Super Bowls, any thought that Florida was unfit for pro sports franchises went out the window. SADLY, however, our franchise suffers from its worst owner in history. The Dolphins have rotted from the top on down. But Steve Ross WON’T own the Dolphins forever. A new day will arise. And I hope myself, Dr. Banner, Young Stanger and Mike E., plus all the other devoted Dolphin fans, will be around to celebrate this new era. Yes, fans, “Time IS on our side!”
Better days are coming. Be ready, Hulk, and all the rest of you!!
Good work Hulk! LOL @ Brokeback Hulk. Hitting new lows. lol
Sad to watch each week to see who else gets fired, but that’s where we’re at. Fans most likely want to clean house (rightfully so), but we’ll all have to wait and see if that’s how it goes down.
Rock
We went to the game last Sunday, it was the quietest I’ve ever been at a game. We had so little to cheer about. On the other hand, you’ll be pleased to know there were a few fights amongst fellow Jets fans, it was hilarious. We’re sitting there miserable because our team is crapping the field, and the Jets are up 3 scores, and they’re fighting amongst themselves. Were they even watching the game, and did they realize they were WINNING? LMAO!
They are a unique group those Jets fans. I’ve seen some dumb shit from them at Jets games.
I guess simplifying the offense means cutting out all the gimmicky crap and just focus on executing basic football plays like running out of under center formations, utilizing play-action and not being in shotgun most of the time. At least I hope it’s that. Campbell said he’s more of a run first guy. So if we run the ball only 12 times under Zac Taylor than maybe we’re just retarded. LOL
I don’t even know what to expect with the “new” offense. The more I expect things to change, they somehow always seem to stay the same. Is it just me?
It looked like it changed a bit against TEN and then HOU and then went right back.
That’s what I mean Tim. There are teams that run the ball no matter no matter what. They may not run it as much when they’re behind, but unless they’re down 3 scores, or it’s late in the game, good teams still run the ball.
Mike E, I’m with you on committing to the run. Sherman bailed on it and so did Lazor and look at the results. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out. I mean it’s football 101.
this offense will be the same shit as the last offense. What changes do you think are gonna be made in one week?
Just like hulk I hate this garbage team but can’t do anything about it.
We were talking about just calling the game differently. It can be done because it was done in the TEN and HOU games and then we went right back to the same nonsense.
Happy Birthday Piggy! Have a great day Jordi!
I think we lose to the ravens and solidify our top 5 pick in the draft. I hope we go defense with the 1st pick. CB or pass rush.
Edge rusher all the way. Wake may never be back and Vernon could leave via FA.
Happy b-day piggy. Hope you have a great one!
The Pigster, the Pigarooney, the Pigman, having birthdays! Happy Birthday! 🙂
Tim
If we’re down a TD, or even 2 TD’s, and it’s not the 4th QTR, you can’t just be one dimensional, because the stats bear out that we will lose when we throw the ball every down.
Totally agreed. We are 2-14 in the Tannehill era when he throws 40+ passes. Obviously we know when we’re in that territory that the rushing totals are low. This team starts off notoriously slow so why not run it a lot the first few series and then open up the offense. No let’s screw around and set ourselves back and then get into a territory that we never come out of. Yeah that’s the ticket!
Think about being a Browns fan. Your lining up for the game winning FG and you get it blocked and returned for a TD and lose. That is fuckin brutal. LOL
Browns fans have had it real hard. Hell, they had their team taken away, it doesn’t get any worse than that.
Yeah and the Ravens go onto to win two championships.
tim,
I think we may start the game like Ten and houston but as soon as we fall behind we’ll go back to throwing it 50 times. That’s how this offense is.
I’m willing to wait and see because Lazor isn’t here anymore. But don’t get me wrong, I’m not expecting happy times. LOL
Good point Tim, that’s really pouring salt in the wounds.
We have 2 really fresh horses in the barn in Miller and Ajayi. They should be ready to rumble the last 5 games. I’m looking forward to seeing those guys do well.
Happy Birthday Piggy and many more oinks to you
Funny listening to the Jet fan radio hosts Joe and Evan and others thinking the Jets and their defense are back after the win over the Phins. We all know that’s fools gold because we know we helped the Jets look good on Sunday. LOL
Happy Birthday Piggy! Party on!
Oink On!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone
I’m working
😦
I was hoping to day a sick day today but that’s not going to happen
😦
Throw up on your boss. Done!
That usually works.
Tim Knight says:
December 1, 2015 at 10:28 am (Edit)
Think about being a Browns fan. Your lining up for the game winning FG and you get it blocked and returned for a TD and lose. That is fuckin brutal. LOL
I was thinking the other day back on the other blog when Ireland was fired and people were all upset because Ray Farmer wouldn’t even consider the Dolphins. Think of it, we could have that mess of a Manziel right now. Let me just say….Whew!!!!!! We dodged a bullet there. 😉
WE had tanny by then so I doubt we would have drafted manziel. But I get your point. Although I’m not sure hickey is any better. So far we’ve regressed from Ireland days. At least Ireland built a team to get to 8-8. This team right now will be lucky to win another game.
Understatement of the day from NBC sports:
“Jamil Douglas replaced Pouncey in the loss to the Jets and had some issues with low snaps in the shotgun.”
BTW — Center Jacques McClendon is now on the 53.
The OL is still a work and progress. There was too much to be done with it the last 2 years to expect the chemistry to be real good and the depth to be quality with all the youth we have. Then have an OC who puts them on their heels all day. It’s not a good recipe.
LMAO at “Brokeback Hulk”….just the phrase was enough.
And ” Why can’t Hulk quit this bunch of losers?”…..cause you got no choice.
The team is just as much a part of you as your last name and those who share it.
You might wish you were born into a better one, but you can never leave behind yours.
Ken says:
December 1, 2015 at 11:39 am
That usually works.
unless he is into Emetophilia
or more commonly known as roman showers
Happy birthday Piggs
Happy birthday Howie
You’re both awesome! Have a great day!
Herd
Funny you mentioned Ray Farmer. I was listening to NFL radio going into work, and Bob Papa and Solomon Wilcots were saying that according to all reports, the Manziel decision was made by ownership, and not by Ray Farmer
Somebody Cares 🙂
Happy Birthday Howie!
Afternoon Update
DOLPHINS-RAVENS
T/P 21-12 BAL
Howie 17-17 TIE
Real 24-13 BAL
WE’RE REAL BAD 😦
Stang 38-14 MIA
What amazes me is that Jeff Linkenbach can’t get on the field, and he STARTED for the Chiefs at 4 different positions. How does that work?
howie,
did you get that article i posted for you the other day. it was something about the laziest cities in every state. i bet since i posted if for you that you can guess what was the laziest city in florida
That was last year after a few drinks
Rob
Was it Ocalazy?
Happy Birthday Howie
Thanks guys,
before we get all mushy I got thngs to do
Happy B-Day Piggy
happy birthday man.
The Howster, the Howerooney, the Howman, having birthdays! Happy Birthday!
They dont know what they are talking about
I work my Ass off 6 days a week.
Right now I think I will go take a nap though
mike,
i think it was more ocagetafuckingjobyoulazybastardla
LOL @ Herd
I you sure the Browns GM isn’t Any Farmer?
Wow butchered that.
Are you sure the Browns GM isn’t Andy Farmer?
Happy Birthday Howie
I forgot we have the same birthday
Weren’t you Siamese twins?
we were joined at the Squiggly tail
I got to keep the tail
Also Dolphins 24 Ravens 14
happy birthday to you both. hope you have a good day
Why does everyone pick on the Pats and especially Gronk just cause they are wicked good?
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During a Tuesday appearance on 98.5 The Sports Hub, Boston Herald Patriots reporter Jeff Howe said the NFL is “absolutely” targeting the 6-foot-6, 275 pound Gronkowski with the OPI [offensive PI] calls.
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Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski 2h2
Agree
Give me a break!
Happy Birthday Howie. I didn’t realize it was your B-day too. 🎈🎂🎉🍻
Did you know if you have a group of 30 people the probability of 2 of them having the same birthday (not date just day) is over 95%
Great stat.
On my floor freshman year (like 25 people), I had one guy who shared my B-day, and two others shared the one the day before.
Did you know if you have a group of 30 people the probability of all of them having masturbated is 100%. LOL
i have heard more chatter about the officiating the last two days then i have all year long. all cause supposedly the cheats got a few bad calls against them. just amazing how they get every break and not just this year, it has been going on for years. now one or two calls go against them and it is a topic of conversation.
I’m surprised the outcome of the game hasn’t been overturned so Brady bitch can take the pacifier out of his ass.
exactly. They get all the calls all the time. The one time they don’t they bitch and moan. Gronk pushes off on almost every pass he gets called once and complains.
All the time.
Happy Birthday Howie & Piggy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At-LrR-vqUk
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2015/12/zac-taylor-speaks-along-with-salguero-commentary.html
Great move to prop up Lazor….you can’t help but see a good guy in his comments.
Seems he was blindsided on his new role though.
We’ll see how he does.
Reading btwn the lines…..thinking Coach Rambo wanted to run more and Lazor didn’t.
tim,
you realize they can over turn to SB’s brady lost and he still wouldnt take the pacifier out of his ass
Mike, good article on the Zac Taylor PC. I even liked the Mando comments to each question.
Mike E, those interviews are tough to get anything out of. Taylor doesn’t want to shit on Lazor, he can’t predict great results or how the play calling will go etc. so it’s all very PC. Just say balance and go from there. LOL
So he makes the rules eh? Okay! LOL
http://nypost.com/2015/11/30/pastor-marries-pregnant-teen-with-wifes-blessing/
No doubt almost every sports interview you hear is PC. In a way, there’s no point in any of those interviews, but every now and again, you get a Jim Mora, or a Hal Mcrae, and it makes it fun. lol
Specifically about Mando’s comment on the run game, I believe I said the same thing almost verbatim up the page.
We’ve all said it Mike.
Many of us have been saying it since 2013.
Yep
They are behind the curve. I posted that on a game day blog weeks and weeks ago.
Something tells me this is only half baked.
GD, the running game started to go away when Sherman began to go to more and more shotgun and away from more traditional WCO formations. With that became less and less rushes and it’s never gotten back to it with the exception of the first game against the Pats with Moreno last year.
I know we’ve had some better rushing performances here and there last year and this year, but it’s almost like seeing an eclipse. LOL
you mean when philbin took the head coaching job.
No we ran more traditional WCO offense in 2012. Remember we had a FB like Javorski Lane etc. It really started to change in the 2nd season in 2013.
Sadly Phin fans aren’t too far off from Browns fans these days.
I wanted to break my TV a few times this year. Fuck the phins.
Those Browns fans reactions in that vid are typical of me at times.
Look at this way Boulder — don’t have to put your foot threw the TV anymore.
They win….they win.
They lose…..improved draft position.
Damn – That guy tore up his jersey
That was a Barkevious Mingo jersey. 2013 6th pick overall. He’s such a tweener like ones we drafted….lol
I don’t care what happens the rest of the season. I don’t think I’m capable of getting really upset about the team the rest of this year.
me neither. this team sucks.
I’ve never been one to break things or lose my mind over my sports team losing. I get bummed out, frustrated, guzzle my beer quicker to get to another one. Pace back and forth and go get some air that sort of thing. Take a few tokes to mellow out and get it out talking with someone. But nothing violent. LOL
GDP
Seems Mingo isn’t a starter either, but at least they didn’t trade up to get him. lol
Glad you didn’t say his name, ya know Dion FF! 😉
LOL GDP – He’s definitely earned the name FF.
Unless Lamar Miller really wants to stay in Miami and is convinced the new coaching staff will actually use him more than just over 14 touches per game, I think he’ll bolt in FA. So with that said, one of the things I look forward to the rest of the way is getting a good look at Ajayi and Parker.
I wanna see more football 101:
Under center, running from under center, & play action from under center. more I formations & 2 TE sets. I wanna see us physically push the other team around.
I want to see the play calls make sense in the appropriate down & distance situations regardless of score, sans 2min left and down by 10+ points.
So what you’re saying is you don’t want to see the jackass offense? 😉
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/nfl-pulls-officiating-crew-from-snf-after-error-filled-game/ar-AAfTgoE?li=BBnbfcL
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I mentioned this yesterday. The ref crew of the Niners / Arizona game was really, really bad. The NFL is punishing them by moving them from the SNF game to a Sunday morning game, lol. Wow, that is some real punishment.
They are just trying to make so fewer people see it.
Exactly.
“We know they couldn’t ref their way out of an elevator, so we’ll move them away from prime time.”
Now they have to get up early though. They could have slept in after a Saturday night of hookers, booze and drugs. LOL
LOL
“I thought you worked late tonight.”
“Nah, the NFL is punishing me for awarding 9 points on a TD. The assholes are making me get up at 8:30 AM!!”
The season isn’t over yet. We could easily move 3 or 4 spots up that list! fingers crossed
NFL: How did you come up with 9 points for a TD?
Ref: My white… line……
Another Bosa that plays DE? NO WAY!!!!
I agree, I rather the LB Jaylon Smith, or CB Hargreaves.
Kong,
yup. And we can either draft lynch and trade him or trade tanny and keep Lynch 🙂
I like Paxton Lynch’s size, but he’s raw and you don’t seem to have much patience…LOL
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
The #Dolphins have waived defensive tackle C.J. Mosley injured. His season with Miami is done. A corresponding move is coming.
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I wonder who we poach from another team’s PS, or maybe we bring back Coleman.
I like Joey Mbu from the Falcons, I believe he’s still on their PS.
It would be great if the blog could track how many times draft prospects names are mentioned here until the draft. LOL
Mike E. says:
December 1, 2015 at 3:32 pm
Another Bosa that plays DE? NO WAY!!!!
and i believe it is his son too
Bosa’s dad was a bust, why take the son?
He was actually a sold player who blew his knee I believe twice in an era where that was basically career ending. That shouldn’t be a knock on his son.
Cause his Dad got this woman pregnant with little Joey
I don’t get it?
Kid will be bigger, stronger, & more of a force than his dad….lol Hello?
LOL Rob – Yes it is!
Mike E. says:
December 1, 2015 at 3:52 pm
Bosa’s dad was a bust, why take the son?
i dont think you have anything to worry about, from all reports bosa is 100% healthy
getterdone says:
December 1, 2015 at 3:52 pm
I like Paxton Lynch’s size, but he’s raw and you don’t seem to have much patience…LOL
yeah i mean come on, it has only been 4 years give tanny some time.
The Marlins are trying to get Barry Bonds to be their hitting coach.
Sorry, but if I was looking for a guy banned from the HOF to be a hitting coach……I’d be talking to Pete Rose.
did you see where they fired hutton because he was too negative during his broadcasts.
Yeah I did. Was wondering if that was just the convenient excuse though.
Dolphins signed DT Robert Thomas.
Thomas was plucked off the Patriots’ practice squad. Battling a bevy of interior line injuries, the Dolphins needed some depth.
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Ok, I got my answer. We do so well with Thomas’s….LOL
He is a bowling ball tho. 6’1 336, played at Arkansas SEC baby.
gdp,
I just think we can trade lynch for more picks and it sounds like this FO also likes lynch a lot. So you never know what the plan is with tanny.
The plan with Tanny is obvious when Ross ok’d inking him to a big contract.
The only way that changes is Ross hires a HC guru type that won’t sign unless he can draft his own QB right off the bat.
I just don’t see it happening. I mentioned before grooming a backup QB drafted from the later rounds, especially if we get a Comp Pick….a Qb like Brandon Doughty or Brandon Allen.
GDP
I liked Derrick Lott in this past draft, he’s on TB’s PS, and our own Anthony Johnson is still on WAS PS.
AJ got signed, he was still a FA when the season started.
Tim, he was waived and put on the PS by WAS
GD, oh is that what the pic said. LOL
My humor is whackier than your perhaps…lol At least no pickle jars were harmed in that post.
I didn’t start the pickle jars joke, I believe Ken did and he even had it as an avi.
But that pic I wasn’t sure if you were saying he does roids, that was his actual mother or what.
Tim
Bad karma man
Great you just created it.
I doubt I’d be the only one who felt that way.
The Miami-Dade Office of the State Attorney dropped charges against Miko Grimes following her Sept. 27 arrest outside Sun Life Stadium, believing police may have used excessive force.
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To celebrate Miko is baking a cake.
gdp,
right now no one knows what happens next year. If I were Ross I put everything on the table including Tannenbaum and tanny’s fate.
Not like Ross to fire an executive after just 1 year. I’d be shocked.
Now it depends on what Tbaum thinks of Tanny and the potential coaching candidates as well. But I think Tanny is safe at least thru 2016.
Lets see how he and the rest of the team performs these last 5 games.
….Great new Xmas song medley released 2 weeks ago.
I see draft talks are heating up today. Well the new coach is gonna love this teams possibilities with a top 5 pick or a trade down with additional picks. The new coach will get young players who got experience this year and a OL that is welll balanced concerning contracts expiring. One or two players on OL through the draft or draft and FA and we will be set up to play smash mouth football. The other player could be defense in a trade down scenerio of 3 picks in top 50 picks. OT in late 1st then 2 second rounders a guard and Cb or LB.
The fins are gonna have 4 ways to upgrade the OL guards. Draft, FA, trade, or develop. We may have developed 1 guard out of the 2 that played this whole year and thrown into the fire may be capable of being a future NFL main stay for the fins.
Yeah I wouldn’t write off any of the young OL yet. Add competition for sure through any avenue and let competition decide who makes the team and starts.
Not a huge fan of the QBs at the top of this draft. I like the idea of getting a mid round guy to develop. I don’t think any of the top guys are as good as last years top prospects Winston and Mariotta
I’m with you on that thought. Do you see any teams wanting to jump into the top 5 with trades?
No reason to draft a QB @ top of draft until team or new HC declares Tanny a bust.