This must be how Dolphins players see the Ravens, because we play them as if we’re terrified of them. I’ve documented here our failures against the Ravens, but lest you forget, our last 3 meetings with the Ravens we’ve been massacred, bludgeoned and beaten and outscored 137-16. No typo. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN to SIXTEEN. The Ravens are a historically well coached team, and since John Harbaugh took the reins, the Ravens since 2008 are 135-85, good for a .625 winning percentage.. That’s NFL royalty right there. The Dolphins on the other hand, since 2008 are 98-110. No longer among the best teams in the NFL, the Dolphins have been clearly in the bottom half of the NFL 32. In addition, during John Harbaugh’s successful reign beginning in 2008, the Dolphins have employed 5 different Head Coaches, Tony Sparano, Todd Bowles, Joe Philbin, Adam Gase and now Brian Flores. Brian Flores at the moment is sliding downhill and more than likely tonight’s meeting with the Ravens will leave him and the Dolphins on shakier ground.
The Dolphins stumbled and bumbled through 5 turnovers to eek out a victory over the equally hapless Houston Texans, you know, the team with the QB who doesn’t play that has 22 civil suits lodged against him, the one that our team owner Stephen Ross, desperate fuck is he, personally calls said QB to have a little chat. (Disgraceful!!!). Not going to spend any more time on that game, it was awful, admittedly I only watched bits and pieces which is all this excuse of a team deserves at this point. This week we play the the big boys, the bullies, the kind of team that will put their foot on your neck and keep it there until 60 minutes are up. The Ravens are the antithesis of the Texans, they are buttoned up, they have the same system and coach for quite a while now and they are a perennial winning franchise. This what we hope the Dolphins become. Last year Brian Flores inspired us to believe that we were heading in that direction. BITCHSLAP!!! Back to reality dreamer!!!
The Ravens are a running team, and it’s mostly their dangerous QB Lamar Jackson doing the running. He actually leads the Ravens with 600 yards rushing, followed by a trio of “once weres” in Latavius Murray, Devonta Freeman and Le’Veon Bell and most likely never will be in Ty’Son Williams. The quartet of aforementioned RB’s have just 62 more rushing yards combined than the QB (662-600). Our leading rusher is Myles Gaskin with 313 yards. Our RB’s have accounted for all of TWO TD’s this season on the ground. That’s how easy it is to get 2-7. Not one of our RB’s is averaging more than 3.8 YPC and our starter Myles Gaskin is averaging 3.6. There’s an O-line problem, and a gameplan problem. Just because you can’t run successfully doesn’t mean you don’t do it. We have a measly 158 rush attempts this season.
Anyway, if you’re watching tonight, best of luck to you, I recommend being on a soft, cushioned couch near no sharp edges and I’d probably lay off the heavy alcohol if you tend to get ornery and violent. Your house will thank you. I most likely won’t watch this one from start to finish but I do think there’s a part of me, the sadistic and masochistic part of me that wants to flip on the game and see another 59-10 slaughter so I can see the carnage. I don’t want Tua to get injured and I’m not even sure if his finger is still swollen if he should play at all. This Ravens defense doesn’t have the teeth they used to have but they do have an excellent Head Coach who will find weaknesses and there are 5 of them on the field every week right in front of either #1 or #14.
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GO DOLPHINS!!!DOLPHINS!!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
Wilson just earned another 3 years
Lol
That’s not PI?
Typical
Austin Jackson
He got taken out by his own guy?
Smh
Good thing Hunt is pissed at the oline performance last game…
Not as much as the fans
Another crappy punt
It looked like hunt cleared everyone out and allowed brissett to get sacked
I’m sure it’s Tuas fault🤡
The OL triple teamed the DT, and Oweh came around the middle unblocked.
I don’t even know the punters name
Dipshit
He is on the field more than the offense is
Nice tackling
Thank goodness for Captain Morgan and Friday vacation days
Wilkins is a heck of a player
He really is
👍
The entire defense is on the LOS on every 3rd down
Turning point of the game 👍👍
That never happens
Well there is something you don’t see every day
The more I watch these players and the talent on the field, the more I question the coaching
Right there with ya sir
Should have good field position
That missed field goal might be the high point of the game for us tonight.
Lol
ThAT was a good blitz pickup by gaskin
Wheres waddle
Where’s Tua
Hes 2nd string
This offensive really is explosive. Like it needs to be blown up
Awesome series
This offense
It feels like we already are behind 35-0
Holland Rocks🇨🇦
Holland really is a bright spot
Phillips 👍👍
And AVG
Nice!!
Okay they are starting to get me excited
Curb your enthusiasm 🤫
Easy there noose boy
An AVG sighting
Offense gotta do something because this D can’t keep this up for 60 minutes
There’s Waddle
Who the fuck calls these plays?
15 yards….
JPIT
😡🔥🤬🤢🤮
Just
Put
In
I didn’t know 11 yards in a qtr was possible much leads to rely on it
Tua
Get the noose back out Piggy
I’ll take my chances with Tua and his fractured finger. Brissett is fucking awful.
Exactly!!!
The defense is going to be gassed by halftime
I think I have figured out our game plan …. Play your best players as much as possible… leave the Defence on the field
I’m liking the way our D looks.
Shit our offense will come back on the field
Holland has really good instincts. Could you imagine Minkah and him back there?
Lets go brissett
25 yards to fg range. Might as well be Alaska.
😂
That would require making a first down or 2
We can get those 25 yards by the 4th qtr
Woohoo that’s almost as good as a TD !!
Started laundry.
Theres waddle
Woohoo!
Buck butchering Tua’s name all
Night
Shaheen! Miamis best te
Just holding the ball way too long
Agreed
Looked more like Raven was holding
That was PI
Wtf TE screen
To Shaheen
Our best TE, lol
Horrible
Big missed opportunity. Smythe, smh.
Penalty cost us 4 pts
That’s an overly optimistic assessment of our O
Not even really interested in TD are they
What the TE screen wasn’t designed to score?
Ok
We really needed a TD there
3 drops by gesicki so far
2 shitty throws
Hit him in a bad place…in the hands
And the ground , and two feet over his head
More like 3 shit throws to him by Brissett
Seriously, you have to just poke don’t you? Wow
Ravens have to wondering how they are tied with us at 3 right now. Lol
I’m wondering it myself
https://twitter.com/theflyingpig44/status/1458982593450418178?s=21
Why do you even have a screen play to Shaheen in the playbook? He’s a body up receiver, not a shifty, screen play guy.
Lol, right?
Because it worked on 11 vs 0 in practice
Hes our best te
Blah blah blah
Fucking Ogbah knocks down at least on pass every single game.
one
Nice wrap up by Howard
Dolphins D playing STOUT
Or as Piggy would say , SNOUT
lol
Shit here comes the O again
Lmao
Here comes the shit offence… there I changed it
It’s bad enough I have to watch this game
Don’t give me a Nick Saban commercial too!
LMAO
Lol
Feel the pain
Lets go brissett lets roll
Aflac Off asshole!
Brissett looks indecisive
And hurt
Gesicki better pick it up
Great throw 😡
Maybe Brissett gets hurt and we have to play Tua
That’s a Bad spot
Agreed
unbelievable spot
Challenge that
That’s a first down
Challenge that
Ridiculous spot
Nice correction refs
cool, didn’t even make us challenge
Okay don’t challenge
😊
If Gaskin cut the other way he had yardage
Thats all right run the nall
Ball
Woohoo Jets up 2-1
That was almost another crappy punt
There is that Brissett deep ball
Lol
Here’s the type of situation where the D has cracked this season
Yep
Did they bring the Baltimore refs down with them?
Looks like it
I think so , they have snapped late at least 3 times
Holland is getting to be special